Hey Good Morning Dunderheads, Its time for the belated Memorial Day Holiday edition of the newsletter, lets do this!!!
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PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?: Tattoos-a-plenty. A few scars.
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS: nothing more exciting than wrangling a great white with a badger riding on it’s back and the badger had chainsaw hands. Standard scar story.
HAVE YOU BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Being awesome isn’t a crime last I checked. Oh snap.
HAVE YOU COMMITED A CRIME YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CONVICTED OF? No?
...SANDWICH FILLING: toughy…I used to love crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly when I was a kid. Let’s roll with that
...COLOGNE? I feel like a d-bag talking about my cologne
...PERFUME? The good kind
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? “I find your lack of faith disturbing…” yes, I realize that’s from A New Hope and I listed Empire in the question above…and by typing this I’ve truly out-nerded myself.
...SONG OF THE MOMENT? It’s on old punk song…no one is going to know it if I mention it anyway
...MUPPET? The Muppet Babies. All of them.
LAST NOVEL YOU READ: Darkly Dreaming Dexter
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No but I did yesterday so I know I can do it.
Recipe Of the week:
Banana Cream Ice Cream
• 2 young coconuts flesh and water. (Should yield 2 cups of flesh and water.)
• 3 RIPE bananas• 5 pitted dates• ½ teaspoon vanilla
•½ t. Celtic sea salt• 1 T. virgin raw coconut oil
Optional (the following adds in a malty like flavor and consistency)
• 1 T. non GMO lecithin powder
• 1 T. lucuma powder
• Dash of stevia extract
Combine all the ingredients in a blender, and process until smooth and creamy. Pour into ice cream maker for 25 to 30 minutes and enjoy as a soft serve treat. You may pour it into a glass container and freeze.
****If you do not have an ice cream maker, pour into a glass container and freeze for 8 to 12 hours and enjoy. *Children LOVE to participate and witness you "Karate chop" the coconuts!!!
Song of the week:
Your Body is a Wonderland : John Mayer
Heard in Season 3 episode 10 a Benihana Christmas, sung by Michael and Andy
Listen to this week's song and all previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Have a Good week everyone, ill see you around!!!!! Thanks ~S~