Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Dunder Mifflin Canton Branch... when 2nd best just isn't good enough
Stats:
Number of employees: 46
SB's total: 188,332
average SB's per employee: 2,572
quick fact these are the official numbers but when i did the average mathematically i got an average per employee of 4094.17......hmmmmm
Tasks:
This weeks task "the monster maze" was pacman. I don't care what they say or you say it was pacman. So if you are good at pacman, congrats to you some easy SBs if you are not so good at pacman..... like myself because you parents wouldn't let you play video games or watch cable...... it stunk :( if you haven't played yet I suggest you practice first!!!!!
What I learned in the forum this week:
1.Clem is so tasty she might as well be elk food.
2.booze_cruiser does not bat for clems team.....
3. girls who like girls are Lebanese
4.papertiger44 can not only write songs he can write scripts, his idea for the office was brilliant, NBC pay attention
5. There is still not enough chat going on in C-town, lets get gabbin
The Office Thespian corner:
one of my favorite Michael's juke box selection
to the tune of Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
Submitted by freelance employee joanhollaway ( perhaps we should all send her a bid to join our group...)
here it is
I’m bringing paper back
Them other regional managers don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's at the Scranton Branch.
So turn around and I'll check out your slacks.
Take 'em to the warehouse
[Bridge]Paper babe
You see the pulp mill
Baby I just shaved
I’ll let you buy some for ten dollars hey..
It’s just that our paper is a primo way
Take 'em to the warehouse
[Chorus]Come here Daryl
Go ahead, move paper with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, move paper with it
VIP
Go ahead, move paper with it
Paper on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those sheets
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me print
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child Ryan
I’m bringing paper back
Pam and Jim don’t know how to act
I think their special, their pregnant in fact.
So turn around and I'll check your slacks.
Photo of the week:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Recipe of the week:
Lowfat mushroom potato and leek bisque
Ingredients
2 large Leeks, cleaned and sliced (white parts only)
3 medium Yukon Gold Potatoes
1 1/4 boxes 99% Fat Free Chicken Broth
3/4 cup Light or non-fat sour cream
3-4 cups White button mushrooms, thick sliced
3 slices 2% Kraft Sharp Cheddar Cheese
1 T kosher salt
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
1 T Dill weed
2 T Canola Oil
Cooking Instructions
Heat oil in soup pot until it shimmers. Add leeks and mushrooms. Cook until tender over medium heat. Add chicken broth and potatoes. Cover and boil on medium heat until potatoes are tender and liquid has reduced. Remove cover and mash coarsely with potato masher. Mixture should be thick and chunky. Add salt, pepper, dill and sour cream. Stir well and add cheese. Adjust seasonings to taste. Serve with additional sour cream. NOTE: soup may be served warm or as a cold soup.
Recipe Notes
I love the taste of cream of mushroom soup and potato leek soup and wanted to combine them both in a flavorful, yet low-fat, bisque. You can experiment with different mushrooms and certainly can make this in a full-fatted version
Song of the week:
Down by Jay Sean
This song was never in the office that I know of, but I picked it because i like it and I would love to set this as a challenge for any of our Michael's juke box parody gurus.
Listen to it and all previous songs of the week here http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Here it is what you have all been waiting for, the debut of Dear Clem!!!! Enjoy, let her advice marinate in your mind and get your questions to her ASAP!!!
Dear Clem,
I work in an elementary school and often make kids cry. How can I toughen them up so they are prepared for the real world?
Kirz10
Dear Kirz:
It’s ironic that you ask this during the greatest crying kids week of the year: Halloween. Well, crying, sore feet and sugar highs—but as a teacher, you undoubtedly already are well acquainted with that.
The answer is simple: Haul that dominatrix outfit out of the closet a few days before Halloween—or from wherever your stash of whips and leather is kept. This is the week you can inspire them to be toughened up without anyone being the wiser as to WHY you own a dominatrix outfit.
Then work your magic, Teacher—work your magic.
Dear Clem,
I have been doing some gardening, and someone suggested I plant some clematis. Unfortunately, I have been unable to find the clematis. When I ask other men about it, they don't seem to know what I'm talking about. Women, on the other hand, just shake their heads and say things like "You should know where it is by now". I have looked high and low, from mountains to deltas and from barren mounds to fertile jungles. Can you help me find the clematis? (My wife says I'm not planting another seed until I get an answer that satisfies her.)
Sincerely,
Farmer Richard
Dear Farmer Dick:
Why do I suspect that the "someone" who suggested you master the clematis was your wife?
I am very well acquainted with clematis, as I once owned a rather prolific and colorful group of them. Shut up.
Clematis is a very touchy, temperamental thing when it comes to results. It can blossom in spurts—often high and dry on the vine, while at other times tumbling over itself in a desire to show its ability to provide beautiful blooms, long tangled tendrils and make that garden strut its stuff.
I have, however, discovered that clematis is not prone to bloom in frigid temps or under neglect. Rather it tends to only bloom in moist, warm places and under the expert tutelage of a Master Gardener, who can then move on to discover the Holy Grail of the Garden, or “G” spot, once the clematis has been mastered.
For best results, retrieve your hoe and remove its protective wrapping. Then, travel south, past the prickly pair toward the unweeded area of the planting section. (Sometimes, it has been weeded prior to your arrival, so if you reach a bare spot, don’t think you are in the wrong place.)
Feel for a break in the surface, using your hand in circular strokes until you recognize the presence of the root of your angst. You will immediately begin to see results as the mound heaves and rather directs you as to how to proseed.
You will experience rewards beyond belief—and may even earn community recognition for your newly honed talent. Good f—er—luck!!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Poppin' Fresh Dunder Mifflin Canton Branch
THIS IS THE FIRST WEEKLY NEWSLETTER FOR DMI 3.0
LIKE 3.0 ITS SURE TO HAVE A FEW BUGS BUT ITS HERE, BETTER LATE THEN NEVER!!!!
LIKE MOST OF US I AM NOT TOTALLY SATISFIED WITH THE CHANGES THIS YEAR BUT IT DOES FEEL GOOD TO BE BACK
NOW LETS GET ALL CAUGHT UP SHALL WE....
STATS:
NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES: 44
TOTAL SCHRUTE BUCKS: 106,014
Average bucks per employee: 2,409
The Office Season up to date:
This season started out a little slow with the office gossiping and feeling the hits of the recession and Jim's promotion to co-manager(I am still uncertain how I feel about this).
The highlight of course was heading to Niagara for a Jam wedding complete with dance routine and so sweet.
The season hangs on to its upward momentum with a hilarious return to office humor with mafia and followed by surprisingly hostile episode The lover. Is anyone else tired of Pam being such a B!@*%^?
Next weeks episode is Titled Koi pond and finds are characters ready for spooky fun, along with this is the premiere of online web series subtle sexuality, check out some behind the scenes footage here: http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/clips/subtle-sexuality-behind-the-scenes/1168697/
DMI Tasks
This weeks task is Find the Mallard......
If you have played you know its a pain in the butt, if you haven't played yet make sure to check out the forum first for tips
even with tips i couldn't find the mallards in Michael's office
I hope we never do this again :)
Also voting is now up for the Do's and Don't Task, make sure to get out there and vote, good luck all :)
What I Learned in The Forum this week:
1.Canton had its first dundies of 3.0 despite many regulars still a no show in the branch. Winning this round was papertiger44 with the long overdue dundie (and it was long over due, if you haven't checked out Michael's juke box yet its hilarious, ill be posting submissions from the thread in the newsletter); Tylnn925 also snags a golden salesman, the quick draw dundie for being the very first member of 3.0.. Congrats to both of you, well deserved!!!
2. Everyone is excited for the newsletter to be back!!! I am honored and with all the new interest and you're great ideas it will be better then ever!!!!!
3. Ummm the forum is awfully slow, i know everyone isn't in the branch yet but lets get gabbing, i need some wit for this thing... dirty jokes, name calling..... something!!!
Photo of the Week:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
I would love to get DMI members to submit photos, ones you found, of your own pets, fan art... whatever
email me at shollingsworth@secofurniture.com if your interested!!!!
Recipe of the week:
Recipe: Asian chicken and pumpkin laksa
INGREDIENTS
* 500g (1lb 2oz) peeled pumpkin, cut into 3cm (1 1/4in) chunks
* 250g (9oz) thin rice noodles
* 1tbsp groundnut or sunflower oil
* 4tbsp laksa paste
* 750ml (1 1/4pints) chicken stock
* 400ml can of coconut milk
* 2 skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
* 1 red pepper, deseeded and sliced
* 100g (3 1/2oz) beansprouts
* 4 spring onions, finely sliced
* Handful of coriander leaves
* Handful of mint leaves
* 2tbsp chopped peanuts
* Red chillies, sliced
* 4 lime wedges
METHOD
1. Steam the pumpkin chunks until tender. Place the rice noodles in a bowl and cover with boiling water. Leave to soak for 10 minutes. Drain and keep aside.
2. Heat the oil in a wok over a medium heat. Add the laksa paste and fry for 1 minute. Stir in the stock, bring to the boil, then add the coconut milk. Return to the boil and simmer for 2 minutes.
3. Season the chicken pieces with salt and add to the wok, along with the red pepper and pumpkin. Cook for 5-8 minutes, stirring.
4. Divide the noodles and chicken between 4 bowls and top with the beansprouts, spring onion, and the coriander and mint leaves. Spoon the coconut soup over the top and garnish each bowl with chopped peanuts, red chili slices and a lime wedge. Serve straight away.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1222485/Recipe-Asian-chicken-pumpkin-laksa.html#ixzz0V4Y5aime
Weekly Literary selection:
For all you Book worms and artsy types ( like myself) I have added the literary selection a featured poem, song,quote, verse limerick whatever, so send over your submissions and enlighten all of us.
This week I choose a selection from Michael's Jukebox a delightful creation by our own paper tiger:
to the tune of "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire:
At last it's over- we've finally arrived in October,
Every Canton, Spokane, and Hilo-er,
Is back in their branch today!
Our branch was shuttered,
Against corporate we all muttered,
It was like being stone cold sober,
OLC took our threads away.
DMI- now it's finally over,
DMI- happy in October,
DMI- branches open any day!
We really missed you,
Hanging on the main boards just to see you,
OLC knew we would probe her,
"Will it be like it was in May?"
Now October- with a task that's a real frontal lober,
But the Schrutebucks will put us over,
The two thousand we need to play!
DMI- Hard part now is over,
DMI- happy in October,
DMI- branches back and here to stay!
Song of the Week:
This weeks song pick is Forever by Chris Brown. Yes I know he's a bad guy, but the song was in the wedding montage and it makes me smile.
Listen to this song and all previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
E.O.W
This week's featured employee is Dangela!!!
MOST COMMON NAME USED: Dan
NICKNAMES: Kelso
GENDER: Male
BIRTH DATE: 01/12/79
ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn
PETS: Cats
STUFFED ANIMALS: This pink bear I got from FAO Schwarz, it’s got big white claws and it’s from Japan and on the tag it has blood on it’s mouth but not on the actual animal. The Japanese really come up with some awesome stuff.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS?: Captain Howdy. Exorcist reference, read a book.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?: Something witty.
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?: Tattoos-a-plenty. A few scars.
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS: nothing more exciting than wrangling a great white with a badger riding on it’s back and the badger had chainsaw hands. Standard scar story.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall is the best.
GOLD OR SILVER? Silver
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU: Candy by Mandy Moore
HAVE YOU BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Being awesome isn’t a crime last I checked. Oh snap.
HAVE YOU COMMITTED A CRIME YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CONVICTED OF? No?
!!!WORD ASSOCIATION!!!!
LAKE: Erie
BROWN: whiskey
SWEET: salty
MUSTARD: delicious
SOAP: “soap….ppoooiisoning”
PAPER: exciting
??WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE??
...SANDWICH FILLING: toughy…I used to love crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly when I was a kid. Let’s roll with that.
...MEMORY? Filling out this survey.
...COLOGNE? I feel like a d-bag talking about my cologne
...PERFUME? n/a
...MOVIE(S)? The Shining, The Empire Strikes Back, Jaws, Teen Wolf, Psycho, Rushmore
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? “I find your lack of faith disturbing…” yes, I realize that’s from A New Hope and I listed Empire in the question above…and by typing this I’ve truly out-nerded myself.
...QUOTE? Sic Transit Gloria
...HOLIDAY? Halloween
...PLACE TO SHOP? Target
...COLOR? all
...SOUND(S)? White noise
...SMELL(S)? the way it smells outside in the fall
...FOOD? I’m copping out here cause I really like too many to list
...DRINK? Beer…but not boring lame ones. Delicious craft brewed beers.
...SONG OF THE MOMENT? It’s on old punk song…no one is going to know it if I mention it anyway.
...LOVE SONG? Beast Of Burden…if that counts
...MUPPET? The Muppet Babies. All of them.
~RANDOM QUESTIONS~
WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Sexy silk pajamas…..and by that I mean How the Grinch Stole Christmas pajama pants.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR (OTHER THEN IT IS NOW) WHAT WOULD IT BE? A different shade of blonde…or is it blond? Both are correct, I believe.
LAST NOVEL YOU READ: Darkly Dreaming Dexter
DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL? If I were in middle school still the answer would be ‘yes’.
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Yup
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No but I did yesterday so I know I can do it.
IF ONE ARTIST HAD TO WRITE THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT AND WHY? The Glen Miller Orchestra with guest appearances by the Rolling Stones and The Murder City Devils. I have no time to explain why.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING? Negative.
WHAT'S YOUR CELLPHONE RINGTONE? The whistle thingy from Kill Bill when Daryl Hannah is going to inject Uma Thurman with that syringe and kill her but then Bill calls and tells her not to.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Empty
WHAT OFFICE CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE AND WHY? Jim…but Angela is still my fav. OH and I’m like Pam because of the artist thing…and I’m like Jim just cause…and if there is a character that uses ellipsis dots frequently, I’m like him/her as well.
Video of the week:
This is something I put together as a Jim and Pam wedding montage for all the Jam fans, I would love to get submissions from you guys, ones you made or ones you found!
Monday, June 1, 2009
A Dunder Mifflin Canton Branch is Forever
NICKNAMES:
Some people call me Becs, but not all the time
GENDER:FEMALE
BIRTH DATE:6/1
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
PETS:No animals. I'm allergic and too busy to be responsible
STUFFED ANIMALS:I have a baby harp seal named Snuggles. He's just so cute.
OUIJA BOARDS?:Eh. I don't believe in that stuff.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?:Do I have a reason to be up right now? No, okay, continue sleeping.
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?:A few scars on my legs, but nothing major (and they will probably eventually go away)
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS:Not really. It just often takes a few years for stupid scratches like shaving my legs to go away.
SUMMER OR WINTER?Considering I moved to Atlanta in part because the weather was nicer, I feel obligated to say summer. I prefer the change of seasons though.
GOLD OR SILVER?Silver
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU:I don't know... pick a random Michelle Branch/The Wreckers or Ingrid Michaelson song.
HAVE YOU GIVEN A “SWIRLY”?no
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GIVEN A “SWIRLY”?no
PLANET:Jupiter
GREEN:grass
DRIP:drip, splash
BUTTER:yellow
TENT:camping
PAPER:towel??
...MEMORY?Man, I can't pick just one. I went to Montreal last summer and I often have pleasant flashbacks to it (at random times).
...COLOGNE?None
...PERFUME?Hana More (or maybe that's spelled wrong, I don't know) or Clinique Happy Heart. I don't wear much though.
...MOVIE(S)?Love Actually, Pirates of the Caribbean, Run Lola Run
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE?“Why would God make us all so different if He wanted us to be the same?" ~Saved
...QUOTE?I hate to cop out, but I can't just pick one, it truly depends on my mood. Maybe pick a random Lifehouse lyric.
...DEODORANT?Ban fresh scent or something like that
...COLOR?Blue
...SOUND(S)?A good singer. Or the flute.
...SMELL(S)?Anything baking
...FOOD?Dark Chocolate
...DRINK?Water (can I get anymore boring?)Possibly chocolate milk, but only in the right mood
...SONG OF THE MOMENT?Ooh, that's tough. At this very moment, I would have to say "Winter Song" by Sara Barielles and Ingrid Michaelson, but "On Fire" by Switchfoot, and "Storm" by Lifehouse are up there. Also "Hooked on a Feeling" performed by the University of Wisconsin Madhatters is one of my favorite songs of all time
...NINJA TURTLE?Leonardo
IF YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD IT BE?Yeah, I'm not going to tell you.
LAST NOVEL YOU READ:This is horribly embarassing, but I think it's been about a year since I finished a book. But I don't remember what it was, I just remember I got it from the library.
IF ONE SINGER/SONGWRITER/ARTIST HAD TO WRITE THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT AND WHY?Ingrid Michaelson, she always seems to know what I'm feeling. And then she makes it happy.Or possibly John Mayer since he has an amazing way of phrasing even the simplest things
DO YOU TEXT & DRIVE?No. I don't text much, and I drive even less.
DO YOU HAVE A LAVA LAMP?No
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?No
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?No. It's been a few weeks of reading these questions, but I didn't try the first time either.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?Nope
HAVE YOU EVER COMMITTED A CRIME THAT YOU WEREN’T CONVICTED OF?Unless you count slight speeding, no.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING?No
WHAT'S ON YOUR SCREENSAVER?Word of the day
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?If it's exactly half, it's half. But usually it leans a little more to being more full or more empty, and then I would say half full or half empty, respectively.If you are asking about optimism or pessimism, I guess I'm a pessimist who tries to fake optimism, but often fails.
WHICH THE OFFICE CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE AND WHY?Maybe Holly? I'm pretty goofy, but unlike Michael, I have at least some self awareness of when I'm doing something that might have some negative consequences or annoy people (though I often don't realize until after the fact). I also have the bubbliness of Kelly (but no celebrity gossip), and the level-headedness of Toby (and I would probably cry if Daryl got the last Princess Unicorn doll too).
Recipe of the week:
Rock Candy Recipe
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Ingredients:
4 cups sugar
1 cup water
Food coloring
Clean glass jar
String, cut into 6-inch lengths
Pencil
Preparation:In a medium saucepan, heat 2 cups of the sugar and the water. Do not boil! Stir until the sugar is completely dissolved. Gradually add a few drops of the food coloring of your choice and the additional sugar, stirring continuously until all the sugar is dissolved. Pour the solution into a clean glass jar and tie the pieces of string to the pencil and suspend them across the mouth of the jar so that the ends hang into the sugar water. Crystals suitable to eat will form in an hour and continue for several days to a week. Pieces can be broken off and eaten after the first hour. (But, try to hold out for big crystals!) Although you may see quick results in small measure, the larger rock candy crystals you're accustomed to seeing in the candy store will take some time to form.
Song of the week:
You Give Love a Bad Name- Bon Jovi: Heard in season 4 episode 4
Listen to this song and all other songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
ROCK ON!!!
I really am sorry this weeks newsletter is so poop, you can kick my butt if you want to!!!
*Kisses* Sarah
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Don't Get Mad, Get Dunder Mifflin Canton Branch!
Hey Good Morning Dunderheads, Its time for the belated Memorial Day Holiday edition of the newsletter, lets do this!!!
Stats:
Number of employees:
201
Total Sb earned:
771617
Average Sb / Employee:
3839
Top 3:
1
NiftyGifties
11208
2
Shunned78
10972
3
MarySwanson
10839
GenKen
Epsilon
Tiffers
usae
mads87
kpcoolhipcat
nitram
loveey
jenn3466
Transfers in this week
shannonhorrox
irishigloo
woohoo1234
Jeronimo
Transfers out this week
None
Resignations
Bridgid
Bridgid
delan1
RBhowanidin
GENDER: Male
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?: Tattoos-a-plenty. A few scars.
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS: nothing more exciting than wrangling a great white with a badger riding on it’s back and the badger had chainsaw hands. Standard scar story.
HAVE YOU BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Being awesome isn’t a crime last I checked. Oh snap.
HAVE YOU COMMITED A CRIME YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CONVICTED OF? No?
...SANDWICH FILLING: toughy…I used to love crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly when I was a kid. Let’s roll with that
...COLOGNE? I feel like a d-bag talking about my cologne
...PERFUME? The good kind
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? “I find your lack of faith disturbing…” yes, I realize that’s from A New Hope and I listed Empire in the question above…and by typing this I’ve truly out-nerded myself.
...SONG OF THE MOMENT? It’s on old punk song…no one is going to know it if I mention it anyway
...MUPPET? The Muppet Babies. All of them.
~RANDOM QUESTIONS~
LAST NOVEL YOU READ: Darkly Dreaming Dexter
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No but I did yesterday so I know I can do it.
Recipe Of the week:
Banana Cream Ice Cream
INGREDIENTS
• 2 young coconuts flesh and water. (Should yield 2 cups of flesh and water.)
• 3 RIPE bananas• 5 pitted dates• ½ teaspoon vanilla
•½ t. Celtic sea salt• 1 T. virgin raw coconut oil
Optional (the following adds in a malty like flavor and consistency)
• 1 T. non GMO lecithin powder
• 1 T. lucuma powder
• Dash of stevia extract
PREPARATION
Combine all the ingredients in a blender, and process until smooth and creamy. Pour into ice cream maker for 25 to 30 minutes and enjoy as a soft serve treat. You may pour it into a glass container and freeze.
****If you do not have an ice cream maker, pour into a glass container and freeze for 8 to 12 hours and enjoy. *Children LOVE to participate and witness you "Karate chop" the coconuts!!!
Song of the week:
Your Body is a Wonderland : John Mayer
Heard in Season 3 episode 10 a Benihana Christmas, sung by Michael and Andy
Listen to this week's song and all previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Have a Good week everyone, ill see you around!!!!! Thanks ~S~
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dunder Mifflin Canton Branch gives wealth and beauty.
Number of employees:
221
Total Sb earned:
767263
Average Sb / Employee:
3472
Jimkozak
Sidharth
ksimpson
Maximum
michaelscorn09
assassinsCREED
arlando00
cozmanaut
Terrance
briansfcc
ashdanielle
numba1officefan
TDog100
Jaimienicole
Transfers in this week
None
None
Resignations
None
NICKNAMES: Mo, Mel, Lissa, Honey, Willamina
GENDER: Female
BIRTH DATE: September 20
ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo
PETS: Cat
STUFFED ANIMALS: I just sent a stuffed frog to my boyfriend in Afghanistan. It is probably still state-side…I sent it yesterday!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS?: I think that they are creepy.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?:Hoping my boyfriend is okay and not in danger…I know, I know, a little cheesy!
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?: My ears are pierced in the normal spot…on the lobes. I have a tattoo on my arm and one on my back. I have a scar that runs vertically on my ankle.
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS: I was working at a farm and I was breeding a cow. She moved in a strange position, so I had to climb on this slippery fence. My leg got behind her and she stepped on my ankle/foot. Her hoof cut my leg. Mix in cow poop and summer sweat…you get a huge scar!!!
SUMMER OR WINTER? I guess I am a rebel. I LOVE the fall season. Sorry!
GOLD OR SILVER? Silver
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU: What a Wonderful World Louie Armstrong
HAVE YOU GIVEN A “Wedgie”? Oh, probably, I have a little brother and when we were growing up, we were always picking on each other.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GIVEN A “wedgie”? Yes, unfortunately.
!!!WORD ASSOCIATION!!!!
Mars: Bars
Pink: Aerosmith
Roll: Up
Ketchup: Hot dog
Hammock: string
PAPER: Table
??WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE??
...SANDWICH FILLING: Meat, cheese and lettuce
...MEMORY? I have soooo many! But, my most recent favorite?? Hmmm, probably visiting my boyfriend in Anchorage, AK before he deployed.
...COLOGNE? Hugo or Tommy
...PERFUME? Cashmere Mist
...MOVIE(S)? Oooh, that is a tough one! Love Actually and Bravehart and all Monty Python movies are good for me!
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? From Love Actually: “Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
...QUOTE? Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
...HOLIDAY? Independence Day baby!!! Fourth of July
...DEODORANT? Yes please! Ha, I like Dove….so soft and silky!
...COLOR? Some days I love blue, and some days it is green. Depends on my mood maybe?!?
...SOUND(S)? The sound of walking through a forest during the autumn…the leaves crackling under your feet. Also, the sound of laughter.
...SMELL(S)? Right after it rains (only if you are in the country…if you are in the city that smell is horrible!)
...FOOD? Orange Roughy
...DRINK? Wine!!!
...SONG OF THE MOMENT? Beautiful by Moby
...LOVE SONG? A Message by Coldplay
...Care Bear? Cheer Bear (that is the one that I had as a child)
~RANDOM QUESTIONS~
WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Shorts and a t shirt
IF YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD IT BE? My boyfriend
LAST NOVEL YOU READ: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
IF ONE SINGER/SONGWRITER/ARTIST HAD TO WRITE THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT AND WHY? Coldplay
DO YOU TEXT & DRIVE? I have, but try not to.
DO YOU HAVE A LAVA LAMP? Lol, no I do not….
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Yes
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Ha ha, I did! Not sure why…I already knew that I could.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Yes, underage consumption when I was 20 years old. What a shame!
HAVE YOU EVER COMMITED A CRIME THAT YOU WEREN’T CONVICTED OF? Everybody has….
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING? Yes
WHAT'S your cell phone ring tone? I have a Verizon phone but have the Altel ring
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It is what it is
WHICH THE OFFICE CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE AND WHY? At work, I would like to say I am most like Jim or Pam because they are so cool. But I have been tagged as Angela or with a hint of Dwight at work. Yikes!
Out of the office, I am a mix of Jim, Pam and Creed…with a dash of Michael.
Song of the week:
This weeks Song is Side, by the artist Travis. Heard in season 2 episode 9 email surveillance: heard when Pam and Phyllis are talking about secret romances
You can listen to this and all other previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Dietscher posted this really great poem in the forum I hope he doesn't mind me sharing it with all of you but really too great to pass up!!!!
The season may be over but oh what a ride
There were times galore when I laughed till I cried
Although some episodes were slightly painful to see
It all worked in the end quite gloriously
Though their stories are far from being complete
I’ll be watching next season right here in this seat
We saw Kevin find love, or maybe just lust
We saw Michael leave Dunder in utter disgust
We saw Charles come to reign and screw things up
With Angela and Kelly competing at kissing butt
We saw Jim and Pam make their wedding plans
And Dwight and Andy become mutual fans
We saw Michael return by winning the day
And saw more of Meredith than I care to say
And now that we know that Pam is with child
No doubt next season is gonna be wild…..
See you all next week kids :) Love, S.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Star Trek ROCKS!!!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
WHATEVER YOUR INTO, GET INTO DUNDER MIFFLIN CANTON BRANCH.
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Many people just call me Ben
MALE
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Cancer, although I don’t follow all that.
My dog Misty, an Australian Shepherd mutt. Throw her a toy and you’re her best friend.
Not currently, although I at one time collected Beanie Babies WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
Steer clear. No freaking way.
Do I really have to get up right now. Also about how bizarre the dream was that I had.
I have a scar a little above my right eye and what looks like a couple small puncture marks on my right foot.
The scar above my eye was from gloating when I was playing marbles w/my mom when I was 4 and I hit my head on the fireplace. The scars on my foot are from unloading my dad’s motorbike out of the back of the truck and the kickstand landing on my foot :)
Definitely summer, but I like a little winter (a month and a half at the most)
Gold
Big Balls by AC/DC – What? I enjoy dancing as well as shrimp cocktails. JK I would have to say My Own Worst Enemy by Lit because no one is harder on me than myself (TWSS!) plus it’s a classic.
no
no
!!!WORD ASSOCIATION!!!!
Caprica (BSG frakkers!)
eggs and ham
coffee
bread
camping
airplanes
??WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE??
...SANDWICH FILLING:
I love a good turkey, cranberry and cream cheese sandwich. Or a tuna melt.
Going to the Jack Johnson concert at The Gorge last summer and getting a headache from all the pot people were smoking around us and just hanging out with my friends.
I like Bvlgari/Bulgari Black. It has a unique smell that I haven’t found anywhere else.
I actually like the smell of the Paris Hilton perfume or as I like to call it, “slut water” :)
Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy, Waking Ned Divine, Serenity, Independence Day, What About Bob, The Empire Strikes Back, Indiana Jones: The Last Crucade, Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog…to name a few
“What a crazy random happenstance!” – Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dr.
Horrible’s Sing Along Blog
“The man who is proudly certain of his own value, will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer—because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement, not the possession of a brainless slut.” – Francisco d’Anconia, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand ...HOLIDAY?
Arbor Day J
Degree Men Absolute Protection. Best deodorant out there period.
Green
The sounds of the woods early in the morning on a hike.
Coconut, wine, cedar and peppermint
The coffee rubbed St. Louis strip steak at the Le Cellier restaurant at Epcot.
Non-alcoholic: Dr. Pepper
Alcohloic: A single malt scotch whisky. I really want to try Highland Park 25 (very expensive, about $15 a shot)
My brain is constantly on shuffle so I’ll list the most recent ones:
Crooked Teeth – Death Cab For Cutie (I just saw them live and I would highly recommend them. Even their most mellow songs are given new life), My Flow So Tight – The Jump Smokers (It’s an anti-Chris Brown song), No Escape – Civalias (featured recently on Castle), Blue Skyy – Digital Underground, Jezebel – Two Hours Traffic (also on Castle) ...LOVE SONG?
I’ll give a list like before of just a few faves: Beloved One – Ben Harper, Rest of My Life – Unwritten Law, I Miss You Love – Silverchair, Everlong (acoustic) – Foo Fighters
Never really watched. I know shocking!
~RANDOM QUESTIONS~
WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?
Depends what the temperature is ;)
I’ll keep that to myself…but as far as someone famous I will say Summer Glau.
The last couple I read were The Kite Runner (depressing but extremely
good) and Star Wars Fate of the Jedi: Outcast (also good)
Ben Harper or Journey lol
Only at stoplights that have just changed to red.
No
No
I already knew I would be nowhere close lol
Nope
Perhaps…
Never
A picture courtesy deviantart.com of Dr. Horrible. They have some pretty good stuff on there.
Half there. I’m a realist who dreams of fantasy.
Jim with a dash of Michael and a bit of Stanley. I like to joke all the time and yet I am incredibly impatient with the incompetent people around me and I like to think that the world could be exactly how I want it to be, like Michael.
Song of the week:
This weeks song of the week is Southern Takeover by Chamillionaire as heard in season 2 episode 15: boys and girls.
Listen to this song as well as all previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Trust me its an interesting mix!
Recipe of the week:
Pork Chops with No-Cook Raspberry Relish
From Every Day with Rachael Ray
SERVES 4
Prep Time: 15 min (plus marinating)
Cook Time: 30 min
4 pork chops (about 2 1/2 pounds)
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
2 cloves garlic, smashed and peeled
One 6-ounce container raspberries
1/4 cup finely chopped red onion
Grated peel and juice of 1 lemon
Salt and pepper
1. Preheat the oven to 350°. In a large resealable plastic bag, combine the pork chops, vinegar, 1/4 cup olive oil, the ginger and garlic; refrigerate for 20 minute.2. Meanwhile, in a bowl, mash the raspberries. Stir in the onion, lemon peel, lemon juice and 1/4 teaspoon salt.3. In a large, ovenproof skillet, heat the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil over medium-high heat. Remove the pork chops from the plastic bag; wipe off the excess marinade and season with salt and pepper. Add to the pan and cook until golden-brown, about 3 minutes on each side; transfer the skillet to the oven and roast until an instant-read thermometer inserted into the center registers 135°, 20 to 25 minutes. Let the chops rest for 5 minutes. Serve with the raspberry relish.
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advice
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