Hey Good Morning Dunderheads, Its time for the belated Memorial Day Holiday edition of the newsletter, lets do this!!!
Stats:
Number of employees:
201
Total Sb earned:
771617
Average Sb / Employee:
3839
Top 3:
1
NiftyGifties
11208
2
Shunned78
10972
3
MarySwanson
10839
Congrats to Beckybeans, clemedia, adorable616, booze_croozer and any others who made it to ARM, we are getting quite a gang of them!!!!
Tasks:
Thursday is the final SB count so make sure that you have completed any tasks you might not have finished before then
Final voting is currently going on for both Casual Friday and Cafe Disco Tasks
Congrats to mswanson for winning the branch vote for Casual Friday
Congrats to Iliketodraw for winning the branch vote for Cafe Disco
Way 2 go guys and Good Luck in the final Vote!!!
Things I learned in the forum this week:
1. There are some very generous gift giving godmothers flying around the branch this week
2. niftygifties thinks ventriloquists are creepy
3.dietschr has -- ridden an elephant (also at the zoo)-- mowed a lawn (many hundreds of times)-- gotten a speeding ticket (but only once)-- been out of the country (Vancouver Canada which is very scenic)
4. Niagara falls is not romantic when you are 10
5.papertiger44 has heard coyotes howling while on the recruitment thread.........creepy!!!
This week's employee of the week is Dangela!!!!!
MOST COMMON NAME USED: Dan
NICKNAMES: Kelso
GENDER: Male
BIRTH DATE: 01/12/79
ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn
PETS: Cats
STUFFED ANIMALS: This pink bear I got from FAO Schwarz, it’s got big white claws and it’s from Japan and on the tag it has blood on it’s mouth but not on the actual animal. The Japanese really come up with some awesome stuff.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS?: Captain Howdy. Exorcist reference, read a book.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?: Something witty.
PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, or SCARS?: Tattoos-a-plenty. A few scars.
INTERESTING STORIES THAT ACCOMPANY SCARS: nothing more exciting than wrangling a great white with a badger riding on it’s back and the badger had chainsaw hands. Standard scar story.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall is the best.
GOLD OR SILVER? Silver
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU: Candy by Mandy Moore
HAVE YOU BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Being awesome isn’t a crime last I checked. Oh snap.
HAVE YOU COMMITED A CRIME YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CONVICTED OF? No?
!!!WORD ASSOCIATION!!!!
LAKE: Erie
BROWN: whiskey
SWEET: salty
MUSTARD: delicious
SOAP: “soap….ppoooiisoning”
PAPER: exciting
??WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE??
...SANDWICH FILLING: toughy…I used to love crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly when I was a kid. Let’s roll with that
....MEMORY? Filling out this survey.
...COLOGNE? I feel like a d-bag talking about my cologne
...PERFUME? The good kind
...MOVIE(S)? The Shining, The Empire Strikes Back, Jaws, Teen Wolf, Psycho, Rushmore
...QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? “I find your lack of faith disturbing…” yes, I realize that’s from A New Hope and I listed Empire in the question above…and by typing this I’ve truly out-nerded myself.
...QUOTE? Sic Transit Gloria
...HOLIDAY? Halloween
...PLACE TO SHOP? Target
...COLOR? all...SOUND(S)? White noise
...SMELL(S)? the way it smells outside in the fall
...FOOD? I’m copping out here cause I really like too many to list
...DRINK? Beer…but not boring lame ones. Delicious craft brewed beers.
...SONG OF THE MOMENT? It’s on old punk song…no one is going to know it if I mention it anyway
....LOVE SONG? Beast Of Burden…if that counts
...MUPPET? The Muppet Babies. All of them.
~RANDOM QUESTIONS~
WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Sexy silk pajamas…..and by that I mean How the Grinch Stole Christmas pajama pants.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR (OTHER THEN IT IS NOW) WHAT WOULD IT BE? A different shade of blonde…or is it blond? Both are correct, I believe.
LAST NOVEL YOU READ: Darkly Dreaming Dexter
DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL? If I were in middle school still the answer would be ‘yes’.
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Yup
DID YOU JUST TRY TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No but I did yesterday so I know I can do it.
IF ONE ARTIST HAD TO WRITE THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT AND WHY? The Glen Miller Orchestra with guest appearances by the Rolling Stones and The Murder City Devils. I have no time to explain why.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING? Negative.
WHAT'S YOUR CELLPHONE RINGTONE? The whistle thingy from Kill Bill when Daryl Hannah is going to inject Uma Thurman with that syringe and kill her but then Bill calls and tells her not to.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Empty
WHAT OFFICE CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE AND WHY? Jim…but Angela is still my fav. OH and I’m like Pam because of the artist thing…and I’m like Jim just cause…and if there is a character that uses ellipsis dots frequently, I’m like him/her as well.
Photo of the week:
Recipe Of the week:
Banana Cream Ice Cream
INGREDIENTS
• 2 young coconuts flesh and water. (Should yield 2 cups of flesh and water.)
• 3 RIPE bananas• 5 pitted dates• ½ teaspoon vanilla
•½ t. Celtic sea salt• 1 T. virgin raw coconut oil
Optional (the following adds in a malty like flavor and consistency)
• 1 T. non GMO lecithin powder
• 1 T. lucuma powder
• Dash of stevia extract
PREPARATION
Combine all the ingredients in a blender, and process until smooth and creamy. Pour into ice cream maker for 25 to 30 minutes and enjoy as a soft serve treat. You may pour it into a glass container and freeze.
****If you do not have an ice cream maker, pour into a glass container and freeze for 8 to 12 hours and enjoy. *Children LOVE to participate and witness you "Karate chop" the coconuts!!!
Song of the week:
Your Body is a Wonderland : John Mayer
Heard in Season 3 episode 10 a Benihana Christmas, sung by Michael and Andy
Listen to this week's song and all previous songs of the week here: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15782180875
Have a Good week everyone, ill see you around!!!!! Thanks ~S~
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